Blob

Do you ever feel like a blob on Saturdays? That's the day I wake up at 11:00, sluggishly get up, and run into a wall in the process. Then, I practically fall down the stairs and stuff my face with oatmeal (everyone knows that if you don't eat oatmeal, you'll dry up-- Eloise!) I go to watch a movie in the basement, and don't come back up until it's been almost four hours. My mother yells at me to get up and do something, but I just eat some more and watch T.V. some more. By 6:37, I'm officially awake and I want to do something with my friends. But, nevertheless, they're all doing something else, because they were actually productive with their Saturday. Call me antisocial or whatever, but I'd rather be sleeping.